The hoodie culture goes right over my head- islike been a monk innit?

Yes, very much so. Each day they annoint each other with a sacred drink by the name of vodka and on special occasions a brew that is special... (otherwise known as special brew) is also consumed in the holy rite. Chemical powders are often snorted to release the evil spirits they believe to be in their heads, whilst the hoodies paint their native natural images on walls of railway staions. This religious act gives them respect amongst the elder hoodies resulting in a new robe occasionally, normally with lonsdale or adidas. These ancient words are believed to hold some kind of meaning to the hoodies as when they recieve a robe with one of these names on, they make strange honking noises and scream a series of letters-(OMG!) the meaning of which to other cultures - unknown.